emmettmccarts:

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             “ Are you kidding? Putting my
                tongue on  that  stupid  pole?
                That’s dumb! ”

 (
But while  speaking, his tongue
   slowly slipped out of his mouth,
   closer to the metal pole. )

          ❝ Dumb is a mean word, Uncle Emmy! 
             —-C'mon, I won fair and square. You
             ’
otta do it! ❞ 

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